It’s hard to imagine right now, but one day, the New York Jets might actually play like Super Bowl contenders.
But according to former Jets quarterback and current WFAN host Boomer Esiason, the universe will take that away, too.
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“In three years, the Jets will be 14-0 and going for it, and all of a sudden we’ll figure out what the orbs are and there goes that season,” Esiason said. Co-host Greg Giannotti added, “The orb swallows MetLife Stadium.”
Boomer and Gio referred to the mystery of hundreds of reported drone sightings over New Jersey and now New York. The story has been making the news rounds, with the FBI and the Pentagon insisting there is no security threat while not answering questions about what they are.
Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers has a theory, of course: they’re aliens from a different planet. He indicated that he would try to communicate with them.
Other theories range from the innocuous (a combination of legal drones, shooting stars, airplanes, and other typical objects in the sky) to the sinister (from an Iranian mothership off the East Coast).
Boomer and Gio suggest that since the Jets’ organization seems to be cursed, any unusual or unnatural-seeming event would likely do them in, too. Rodgers ascribes to that theory, too. Garrett Wilson and Davante Adams call it a “losing gene.”
Swallowing up MetLife Stadium might not seem like the worst thing in the world to many. NFL players have repeatedly voted MetLife the worst stadium in the NFL.
From the day Broadway Joe sold his soul to the devil, the New York Jets have not gone anywhere. Maybe something eerie will actually pull them out of the quagmire rather than pushing them further into it.
